Top 10 reasons why Smarties are my monster’s smart choice for Halloween

10.  With a transplanted brain, I need all the Smarties I can get.

9.  Villagers carrying Smarties are much more friendly than villagers carrying torches & pitchforks.

8.  Four words…Fire bad, Smarties good

7.  Smarties are very reasonably priced so I can always afford to have some on hand for when vampires and werewolves come over to visit.

6.  I get quite warm while doing the Monster Mash…Smarties don’t melt.

5.  Smarties wrappers are easy to open…even with big, monster hands.

4.  Since Smarties contain no allergens, I don’t need to worry about breaking-out in an unsightly rash (scars, stitches, & bolts in the neck are bad enough).

3.  At only 25 calories per roll, I can eat all I want and still maintain my ghoulish figure.

2.  Nice pastel colors soothe monster urges to smash things.

1.  I’m an OLD monster.  http://www.smarties.com/ have been there through every Halloween I’ve had.  It wouldn’t be Halloween without them!

Happy Halloween!!!

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One thought on “Top 10 reasons why Smarties are my monster’s smart choice for Halloween

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