10. With a transplanted brain, I need all the Smarties I can get.
9. Villagers carrying Smarties are much more friendly than villagers carrying torches & pitchforks.
8. Four words…Fire bad, Smarties good
7. Smarties are very reasonably priced so I can always afford to have some on hand for when vampires and werewolves come over to visit.
6. I get quite warm while doing the Monster Mash…Smarties don’t melt.
5. Smarties wrappers are easy to open…even with big, monster hands.
4. Since Smarties contain no allergens, I don’t need to worry about breaking-out in an unsightly rash (scars, stitches, & bolts in the neck are bad enough).
3. At only 25 calories per roll, I can eat all I want and still maintain my ghoulish figure.
2. Nice pastel colors soothe monster urges to smash things.
1. I’m an OLD monster. http://www.smarties.com/ have been there through every Halloween I’ve had. It wouldn’t be Halloween without them!